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middle-aged men in cowboy hats.

the term ‘stick-to-it-tiveness.’

when the guy who runs a novelty blog doesn’t have the stick-to-it-tiveness to keep it up.

‘good’ singers. great. you can hit a thousand notes. how bout you just pick one and stay with it for a fucking second, huh?

when people laugh a little too hard at their own jokes. if it were so funny, i’d be laughing, too. sorry.

when people say weed can’t possibly be bad for you because it’s ‘natural’ or ‘from the earth.’ you know what? arsenic is an element, which is also both of those things. i daresay that pokes a hole in yr argument, which no longer holds [bong]water. get it?

also, when people call tattoos ‘tats.’ ugh. no one is too busy to add another syllab, right?

when people call tattoos ‘ink.’ i don’t know why. just rubs me the wrong way. or because it’s usually prefaced with ‘siqq.’ knock it off, for fuqq’s saqqe.

when someone in front of you is walking too damned slow.

waking up fifteen minutes before yr alarm goes off. worst worst worst.